how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I would ride that face into the sunset
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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