haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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