Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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