this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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