at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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