We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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