He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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