In the future we'll all be gay
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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