so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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