I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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