Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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