I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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