I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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