she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
you never un-have a 4some
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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