oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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