I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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