i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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