SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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