Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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