Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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