I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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