the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
