id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
