i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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