New low: just hacked my moms facebook
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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