We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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