Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My feet surprised me
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