So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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