whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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