Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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