It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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