Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just cropdusted the office
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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