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(224): View more from Illinois

Awesome. Ask her out.

(815): View more from Illinois

Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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(510): View more from California

he said he didn't have a condom.

(415): View more from California

and you said?

(510): View more from California

that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(805): View more from California

No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.

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(970): View more from Colorado

That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile

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