You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
