But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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