ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
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