I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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