would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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