Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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