I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!