Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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