Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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