everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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