every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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