I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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