Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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