I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I have poison ivy on my dick
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk