Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?