I can tuck mytits in my pants
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Dating After Heartbreak
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.