it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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