i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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