I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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