are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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