just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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