I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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