so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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