no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
