i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
